I tend to fail miserably when I try to describe myself, so I'll let other people do it for me.
...as soon as I get some people to answer my texts.
Who other people say I am:
"My favorite teacher..." --Random Five-Year-Old
"...simply amazing!" --My Boss
"Sister without a cause?" --My Confirmation Sponsor
"You're so sweet... Let's keep in touch!" --People Who Signed My Yearbook in High School